fuckyeahlaughters:

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

casualcynic:

*EDIT* We know about the 42 cents, lol… We have it covered XD

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

lincoonchibichan:

clarascleverdoctor:

quirkyclarinetchick:

marielikestodraw:

why-am-i-narrating:

animalisticheart:

Halfway through the video I realized I was literally sitting here with my mouth hanging wide open.

When I buy my own flat, I’m aiming for this kind of system. Freakin awesome.

I do not want to know how much this is… I just want it.

this makes me really want a bunk murphy bed.

I WANT THESE THINGS. NEECHAN. WE CAN LITERALLY HAVE -ALL THE SPACE-

funny-pictures-uk:

Today’s science lesson.

fuckyeahlaughters:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry